big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
