ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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