they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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