i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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