Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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