It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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