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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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