As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
