just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't deserve a penis
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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