So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
