office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
