he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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