Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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