the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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