I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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