Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
