i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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