I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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