i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Ladies don't puke and tell
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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