Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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