Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She's JV to your varsity
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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