We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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