ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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