in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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