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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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