After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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