So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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