Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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