office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
