i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think I sprained my soul last night
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
