you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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