i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Randomize
