u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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