Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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