Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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