Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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