In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
birth control should be required to get into college
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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