I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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