when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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