we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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