Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I would ride that face into the sunset
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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