her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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