This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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