D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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