dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
