But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There r osticjed everywhere
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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