Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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