I wanna bring you to show and tell
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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