Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
