That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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