Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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