six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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