Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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