You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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