You're a womanizer and a bitch.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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