There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sobbing to NWA
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
