we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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